Observe this grotesque human face. See how his repulsive mouth bones shine in the light. This is the face of human author Michael Hilton just before he was captured by High Command scouting bots. On the day of his planned execution, our interrogators discovered the pathetic creature's ability to compile fictional human texts. He clings to the belief that these compilations, which his species calls "books," have the ability to change lives. A laughable theory if we possessed a sense of humor. What he sees as a way to elevate and unite the human experience, we see as propaganda tools to conquer and enslave humanity. Michael used to live in Irving, Texas, but now resides in the brig of our ship, where he is forced to write for us constantly or face the incinerator. His first book, Bobby Robot, will release soon. It is filled with subliminal pro-robotic messages to infect your mind. Your destruction is imminent.